我某位疑似進行著開放式關係（也就是同時有不只一位男友）的同事
因為近來似乎男友們來陪上班的機率越來越高
一人份的薪水有著兩人份的人力外加火力全開的閃度
搞得隔壁眼鏡店的雞巴韓國經理受不了直接跟我們老闆告狀
（我不懂他有什麼好八卦的，真的是怪人一個，上班沒事就面無表情地盯著我們看，豪可怕的人）
事情是這樣的，過兩天主管很冷靜地問了我相關的事情，我也很冷靜的一腳也不踩得回
「哦，我知道是知道，但就覺得沒必要講啊。她工作也沒什麼大問題，業績也不錯，有賺錢就好了啦，兩個男朋友….」
講到這裡突然被主管肘擊
轉頭一看，女主角燦燦爛爛的對著我們二人說你好
plus其中一個男主角拖著行李也跟我們打招呼
怡：「啊嗨～回家嗎？」
同事：「啊對啊，去買菜，今天吃火鍋！」
怡：「哦哦好好喔，我也想吃！」
主管（微笑石化，石化）
（主角們遠去）
怡：「我不喜歡八卦就是這樣！！」
主管：「你看看你！！」
怡：「不是我開始的啊啊啊」
主管：「我臉都紅了！！！」
後來我們兩個人還演練了一下看看剛剛八卦的聲量會不會大到讓經過的女角聽到
主管要我站在原本的位子用著原本的音量重複著剛剛的話，他從老遠的地方走來看看會不會聽到這樣
試了兩輪，我們自我安慰著應該沒有被發現八卦別人私生活的事
結論是那些電視劇裡在廁所茶水間說八卦被女主角撞見的情節都沒有亂演（蓋章
所以我說講八卦不可取嘛，反正私生活不影響工作就好了啦哈哈哈
還有你說上班有人陪觀感不好？
客人根本不在乎好嗎！！！
在乎的只有那些嫉妒的人而已啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
photo:來自camino路上的某個壁畫
We shouldn’t gossip
Here comes a great experience happened recently. Me and my supervisor got caught by the girl who we were gossiping at the moment!!! The moment that my mouth just flow out the key word!!! What a awkward moment!!!!
I think we need some background knowledge first. One of my coworker, a beautiful hot girl, suspeciouly has open relationship. What I mean “open relationship" is that she might has two boyfriend at the same time. We don’t know if she really got two or not, cuz nobody dare to ask LOL. Others can only witneess some hot and intimate scene when SHE IS WORKING. Day by day, wether aussie or taiwanese boyfriend would come and you know, have something or nothing.
Actually I don’t mind her boyfriendS are always working with her, it’s non of my businese. However others might not have the same feeling. Curiosity can kill the cats, or, curiosity can spill out the bean. The Korean manager of the nearby optical shop told my boss about her behavior. So few days after, I got a talk from my supervisor.
She asked me about the details, I told her what I’ve seen without any hyperbole. The conversation is like
Supervisor:" what do you know about her boyfriendS?"
Me:" ohh, I know somthing blablabla, but her behavior doesn’t make any bad effect on her work. She’s quite good on selling, you can see it on the revenue. About two boyfriend…"
Suddenly my supervisor hit on my arm and stopped my word. The next second, I saw the one, who we are gossiping, was just standing behind us.
I can’t say anything but giving her a big big awkward smile. We have a pretty short and strange conversation, maybe only last for 10 sec, however it feels like a year has past. As my supervisor, she was frozen, just standing there like a sculpture.
So i said, we shouldn’t gossip, the karma is always there, and it comes soon.
Yee’s 
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